Sometimes pondering in your thoughts is the worst thing that you can do.
“I spent this day learning to use my new NIKKOR 35 mm f/1.8 lens. While shooting Mickey’s Soundsational Parade Peter Pan spotted me shooting with my Nikon and began mocking me. ‘Nyah nyah you can’t shoot me! You don’t have a Canon!’”
HeeHee…good one Peter!
“you don’t have a Canon” oh my god what a great pun I love Peter
Straight people are asked when they chose to be straight
Reactions? They literally all appear to suddenly realise their own ignorance. This is genuinely brilliant.
It amazes me how many people never ask themselves that question.
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
- People who dress better than them
- People with better cars than them
- Being ignored
- Being provoked to jealousy
- Being too cold
- Being too wet
- Being forced to go to church
- Being trapped inside on a sunny day
- Being told to slow down
- Being told they can’t flirt
we need to prove to tumblr that we are not dead!!
LONG LIVE THE KING!
AND HIS WARLOCK!
Of course I am, I will NEVER leave.
And THAT’S why I watch the Mentalist.
MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN! THIS IS IT! THIS IS IT! THAT’S HOW HE STOPPED HIS PULSE!
i saw this episode of the mentalist a few weeks ago and i wished i knew anything at all about making gifs so i could share this with people
THIS POST AND I MUST NOW ELOPE AND GET MARRIED IN THE CARIBBEAN.
Guys, this is it. This HAS to be it.
My jaw actually dropped i